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The cheapest new OEM with a capable GPU is $899 at Walmart — with a stock cooler that throttles under load and 16GB single-channel RAM that starves the GPU. We start at $399. Every build is benchmarked before it ships. Here’s what that actually gets you:
Raider — $399 60–80 FPS Fortnite 1080p (or better). No new OEM exists at this price. Literally none.
Relic — $499 65–85 FPS. i7-4790 with 24GB DDR3. Still no OEM competition.
Rogue — $599 75–100 FPS. i7-5775C with 128MB eDRAM—faster in gaming than it has any right to be. 32GB DDR3. +$50 for GTX 980 Ti (120–155 FPS).
Phantom — $649 Xeon E5-1650 v2, RX 580 8GB, 32GB DDR3-1333 ECC quad-channel. X79 platform enters the chat.- 🏴☠️ Marauder — $749 110–140 FPS with 32GB quad-channel DDR4 at 68.3 GB/s. Multitasks better than the $1,099 Costco CyberPowerPC — if you can find it in stock.
- ☕ Gamer — $849 120–155 FPS. Lower 3-year total cost than the $1,099 Costco machine—and that’s before the Costco machine charges you $300 for Office.
Every Revolt build includes Office 2019 Pro+—licensed, permanent, yours. Not a trial. Not a subscription that charges you $130 a year forever. Word, Excel, PowerPoint. Done.
And before you spend $500 on a PS5 or Xbox, consider: Microsoft sells “Xbox Online Only Editions”—stripped-down PCs that can’t run local software, can’t do productivity, and are essentially deprecated the day you open the box. Meanwhile, Halo is on Windows now. Almost every “Xbox exclusive” is available on PC. A Revolt build replaces the console and the family computer.
- Raider — $399 Less than a PS5. Runs Fortnite, Minecraft, Roblox, and Word. One device. No game subscription required.
- Relic — $499 Faster than an Xbox Series S. Office 2019 Pro+, WiFi 6, 24GB DDR3. Still under $500.
- Rogue — $599 The household that games and needs real Office horsepower. 32GB, Office included, nothing to subscribe to.
3-year cost of a Revolt Raider: $399. 3-year cost of a $400 console + Microsoft 365: $700+.
Office 2019 Pro+ doesn’t expire when your .edu email does. It doesn’t ask you to upgrade. It doesn’t phone home. Full Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Access — yours permanently. The $500 Chromebooks retailers push every August are landfill in three years. These aren’t.
- Relic — $499 24GB DDR3, Office 2019 Pro+, WiFi 6. Handles coursework and light gaming. Under $500 and built to last.
- Rogue — $599 32GB DDR3 for heavier coursework—data science, engineering CAD, video editing labs. The workload that kills 8GB machines.
- Phantom — $649 Xeon E5-1650 v2, 32GB DDR3-1333 ECC quad-channel at 42.6 GB/s. Blender, Python environments, Premiere Pro, and a browser with 20 tabs—simultaneously, without choking.
Veterans today are podcasting, streaming to YouTube and X, or running side businesses post-service. The $849 RTX 5060 at Walmart is a trap for this use case. It’s a 1080p gaming box. Open OBS, a browser, Discord, and your recording software at the same time and it runs out of RAM before you hit record. You paid $849 for a machine that can’t do the actual job.
Content creation needs multi-core CPU performance, memory bandwidth, and RAM headroom. The X79 line was built for exactly this:
- Phantom — $649 Xeon E5-1650 v2, 6 cores, 32GB DDR3-1333 ECC quad-channel, RX 580 8GB. Handles Premiere + OBS + browser without breaking a sweat. $250 less than the machine that can’t.
Banshee — $1,249 8 cores, 64GB DDR3-1600 ECC quad-channel, RX 6700 XT 12GB. Legitimate 1080p/1440p content workstation. The $1,099 Costco machine has 8GB VRAM and a loud stock cooler.- Banshee Workstation — $1,299 E5-1680 v2, 8 cores, Pro drivers, 64GB DDR3-1600 ECC QC, RX 6700 XT 12GB Pro drivers. DaVinci Resolve, Premiere Pro, and Blender simultaneously. Built for 1080p/1440p production work.
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You’ve bought three laptops in five years. Each one slower than the last. Each one asking you to sign in, sync your data, and agree to a privacy policy you didn’t read because no one does. You’re a customer—not a data point. We build machines that work for you and stop there.
The OEM playbook: ship you just enough machine to feel fast on day one, let Windows background processes eat the headroom, and have you back in 18 months. Gartner predicts the sub-$500 PC segment disappears entirely by 2028—not because demand dried up, but because OEMs stopped making anything worth buying at that price. We exist specifically to fill that gap.
- RR Turbo OS ~25% fewer background processes at idle. ~50% more available RAM headroom. Verified against stock Win 11 + Office 365. On day one and in year three. Results may vary by hardware configuration.
- No trial software Office 2019 Pro+ is included and permanent. McAfee is not included. Not even as a popup.
- Built to outlast the cycle Our hardware is rated for 5–7 more years of useful life. The industry declared it obsolete. We disagreed—and the benchmarks back us up.
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